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Molarrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Check out this great video

Potty Poems! By me: Tony B. (Steven J.D...)

Mad Waiting Room

In the Doctors Surgery

Names that were called out

On the tannoy would ensure

That laughter could sprout:


Patients, even feeling glum

Grim, sad, in deep pain

Felt a brief cure coming on

As down they did rain!


The first, Mrs Midia

Her first name was: Claire!

Soon came a chap: Mr Ayke,

A chap with singed hair


Edward Ayke the tannoy grinned

Ed Ayke! What a name!

And it wasn't very long

For more laughs the same:


Mr Scratch was next called in

Mr Ivor Scratch!

He was itching quite a lot

(Hope it didn't catch!)


Master Bates a spotty brat

Was next, then Miss Pann;

Miss Louise Pan, Lou for short,

With a most flushed tan!


Mrs Phant was soon called out

Mrs Ellie Phant!

Strangely she had heavy feet,

Next, a stroppy rant:


Mr Yelling, face red raw

Shouted: "I've been here

Waiting for an hour now!

Warm has turned my beer!"


A strange bloke called Allan Key

(He has a screw loose)

Followed, then a Mr Hang

Carrying a noose!


A posh woman, wearing chains

(Worse than Mr T)

Entered and said "How d'ya do?

My name is Holl-eeeee!


"Holly Wood, I am a star

Red carpet should be

Rolled out, these high heels I wear

Cost a bomb! Look! See!"


I just sat there with "the piss"

Running down my leg;

I heard a chap, Mr Pong

Cry out for a peg...









Snooker Nonsense

Jimmy White

Had a fright

In the middle of the night.


Broke his cue

(Snapped in two)

When he stumbled to the loo.


"Switching lights on prob is best"

He moaned as he took a REST.

Then he said "my skin is sore

I keep getting KICKS galore!

This game drives me POTTY! mad!

For a big BREAK I'll be glad..."


There is an EXTENSION yet...

And here it comes, so get set...


In the Harvester his cue

He once started to unSCREW...

Waiter said a TIP would be

Nice. He gave him... 50p!

("And for fans I will not BAULK..."

He thrilled. "Here's a pack of CHALK!")

The Boy with Elasticated Arms

The Boy with Elasticated Arms Part 1

The Boy with Elasticated Arms

Part 1

The Cucumbers who Shrank in the Washing Machine!


    Tony Bolster

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