A new competition will
Be held every year;
The Chip Shop Challenge will start
Filling tums with... FEAR!
The rules of this new idea
I will fry below, right here:
In all SIX Shannocks Chip Shops
One portion of chips
(On their own, without the fish -
To help please the hips)
Shall be polished off - in full
One shop at a time;
And ALL WINNERS will receive
(As I end this rhyme):
A Chip Trophy - to display
On the mantelpiece;
(And, please do not worry, friends
They shall not spread grease!)
So, vote Loony to ensure
Our town boasts WINNERS galore!
And - the local trade does roar...
(Even if bellies be sore!!!)