Loony Rhyme Numero Ocho (27/04/2021)

We'll put on more comedy

And let true laughter fly free!

Locals can participate

Or watch - with a pint (or eight)!

Comedy is THE BEST med

Vote Loony - laugh off your head!

"A little nonsense every day

 Keeps the sad bugs well away!"

Sing that motto loud and proud,

On your own or in a crowd!

Switch the TV "news" off, and

Say: "From now on it is BANNED!"

Especially the BBC;

Let it drift with the North Sea.

Vote Loony and you'll ensure

Like the tide: in fun will roar!!!

A new competition will

Be held every year;

The Chip Shop Challenge will start

Filling tums with... FEAR!

The rules of this new idea

I will fry below, right here:

In all SIX Shannocks Chip Shops

One portion of chips

(On their own, without the fish -

To help please the hips)

Shall be polished off - in full

One shop at a time;

And ALL WINNERS will receive

(As I end this rhyme):

A Chip Trophy - to display

On the mantelpiece;

(And, please do not worry, friends

They shall not spread grease!)

So, vote Loony to ensure

Our town boasts WINNERS galore!

And - the local trade does roar...

(Even if bellies be sore!!!)

Our fab local football team

Have been living quite a dream.

But, this dream is at the start,

It's yet to get going;

We have started rowing

And - this work of art

Will improve, and

in good time

up the pyramid

we'll climb!

Champions League 

may seem far off,

but at this plan:

friends, please don't scoff!

With great teamwork

(plus huge dough)

to those dizzy heights

we'll row!

We have ages,

our alarm

is on snooze;

cause dreams - no harm.

Vote Loony, dreams shall come true:

Premier League football,

there'll be

for you!

Up the Shannocks

#UTS

Dentists won't say 'AAAAAAAAAAH! Sorry!'

When molars are sore;

Gobs will be treated - at once

In pain you shan't ROAR!!!

If...

You need a filling

Then there will be drilling

If you want a crown or cap

Or a plate to bridge a gap -

Then you will be seen,

There will be no mean:

Teeth appointment

Disappointment!

And, vote Loony for your gums

(No-one likes a trap that hums),

We will - for all - GUARANTEE:

LISTERINE (FRESH MINT)

For free!

So, tomorrow is the day,

Check your pens for ink.

Sharpen up your pencils, as

Change is on the brink...

Smile when you mark your X

Let those "counters" see:

That the town, en masse, has said

 "We've voted LOON-EEEEEEEEEE!"

Every single vote will count

Use yours wisely, please,

And - if under 3 we "get"

A re-count we'll seize!

If you wish for common sense

Then, folk, do vote Loony;

And, we'll give the "Other Lot"

One big Super Moony!!