Silly Ways Beat Gloomy Days!

Ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

You've been caught. Red handed.

You have CHOSEN to open this book and read these lines. Your brain is digesting these sentences as your lungs inhale your surroundings and whether you are at home, in school, on the bus, train or in a coffee shop next to a chap with sweaty armpits - it matters not. Whether you have artificial lighting or perfect sunbeams revealing the ink - you are in the SAME boat.

YOU MUST KEEP READING. DO NOT STOP UNTIL TOLD OTHERWISE.

You will know that books contain a spine. This book, however, contains not a spine - instead, it possesses a SPYne.

READ ON.

THEY ARE WATCHING YOU.

YOUR ACTIONS THEY ARE STUDYING. AS EACH SYLLABLE IS RECEIVED AND FORWARDED BY YOUR RETINA(S): THEY ARE WATCHING.

FOCUS:

DO NOT CLOSE THIS BOOK UNTIL INSTRUCTED. OBEY THESE ORDERS.

Turn the page and follow the rules. And, you will, probably, be okay...

(TURN THE PAGE).