Vote Official Monster Raving Loony in Sheringham!

Vote Loony and we will do

Lots of fun-packed stuff for you!

Tesco's Clubcard will be new:

Discount for sneezers... AT-CHOOOO!

Sorry, I meant at the till

Shoppers can reduce their bill,

If they tell a cheeky pun

And the cashier does not run!

The Joke of the Day shall win:

A super ready-meal din!

And, Pun of the Year will have...

Bog roll to fill up your lav!!!

Oh, I nearly then forgot

And this is best of the lot:

If your Bag for Life should die -

Free Kleenex if you then cry.

(This has happened lots before)

Shopping crashing to the floor

Is more common than you think;

And can kick up quite a stink!

Loonies will ensure each frown

As one - in the North Sea - drown!

Supermarket times brand new

Laughs galore in store for you!

In the local Tyneside Club

(Where they serve great beer and grub),

We'll ensure a dress-code true:

No footie shirts red or blue,

And - NONE YELLOW can be worn -

A new era shall be born...

In the Tyneside Club each night

Only tops striped black and white

Will - by each eyeball - be viewed

And, whilst in this North-East mood:

Accents must be spoken "like"

Ant & Dec. Or: "On Yer Bike

Pet. Like!"

Vote Loony and we'll make sure

Our railway has funds galore!

You'll be chuffed to see our plan

Plus - all sleepers we will ban!

It is but a twelve mile trip,

To the Land of Nod - don't slip!

All the beauty you will see

Filling up your day with glee

Shall stay on track, plus we'll stoke

Up the fun for local folk:

Take a ride just TWICE each year

And - for free - choo-choose a beer!

Local beer from Giddy Goat

(Any type that floats your boat!)

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Giddy Goat will not lose out

Of that - please don't have a doubt.

Local business -  we'll support,

They will thrive and want for NOUGHT!

Sheringham is the best town

Our pub crawls make Cromer frown:

The Two Lifeboats' charms

Lobster, Dunny Arms,

The Robin Hood, Windham and Crown