Vote Loony and we will do
Lots of fun-packed stuff for you!
Tesco's Clubcard will be new:
Discount for sneezers... AT-CHOOOO!
Sorry, I meant at the till
Shoppers can reduce their bill,
If they tell a cheeky pun
And the cashier does not run!
The Joke of the Day shall win:
A super ready-meal din!
And, Pun of the Year will have...
Bog roll to fill up your lav!!!
Oh, I nearly then forgot
And this is best of the lot:
If your Bag for Life should die -
Free Kleenex if you then cry.
(This has happened lots before)
Shopping crashing to the floor
Is more common than you think;
And can kick up quite a stink!
Loonies will ensure each frown
As one - in the North Sea - drown!
Supermarket times brand new
Laughs galore in store for you!