There was a Baboon
Who, one afternoon
Said, 'This is the BIG ONE for me.
I will aim for the stars
And end up on Mars,
Then gobble up ten bars for tea!'
A rocket was built
And he gave it a tilt
'This is the right angle,' he said.
'If I have a good flight
I should be there tonight
On that chocolate blob that is red!'
He whizzed off the ground
With a KA-BOOMY sound
And gas expelled out of his bum.
The pressure - it grew
His bum, again, blew,
Rumbles began in his tum!
The rocket's new pong
Was incredibly strong,
Baboon pinched the end of his nose.
'I hope I land soon
I've gone well past the moon'
He yelled. 'Oh my gosh, here it goes...'
There was a big BANG
Then a cling and a clang;
A martian gave Baboon a hug.
'You've landed on Mars,
There are no choccy bars,'
He giggled. 'You silly great mug!'
P.S. Well, at least he made it!