Manifesto in Rhyme

Vote for Common Sense: Vote Loony

Give the "Other Lot" a Moony!





Vote Loony to Ensure:



Exercise books are in stock

And not jogging round the block.



Coastal rudeness gets the sack:

At the sea ALL shall WAVE back!



Doctors will stop "practising"

And start on the "real" thing;



On Sundays: You'll get a tan

(Or that name - we'll gladly ban)



Gambling's bad name gets the boot:

Fruit machines pay out in fruit





Policy Proposals:





To help Climate Change we'll make:

Energy from each bum-quake,



Hair cuts on the N.H.S.

(No barnett need look a mess)



Drivers need not risk a fine...

We'll rub out each Yellow Line!



And stop pavement aggravators -

By employing Turd-inators!



We'll destroy Viagra too:

Council tax won't rise for you!







Other Ideas in the Pipeline - Soon to be Plunged Free:



Pot holes will be filled in quick -

Cooking will run smooth and slick



Free House pubs will be renamed

So those who "move in" aren't blamed!



Of course we shan't leave out sport:

On football I can report:



Linos will be fit and thin,

No flagging from the first min!



Snooker shall turn quicker too...

Rest bans are well overdue!



Free tissues golfers will get

For their massive bogey set.



Leccy bill growth - we shall block,

No-one will receive a shock!



All soap operas must be clean -

Ending violence on the screen



Chicken dinners to grow BIGGER

Poultry sizes, at, we snigger!

At the top of Holway Road -

Along  with  a roundabout  I'll provide: Swings, a seesaw AND a slide!