MADZINE + A List of My Books

Charlie 3: In "His" Factory

Mr Wonka's Amazing New Idea

Planet Snot!

Benny's Brilliant Burps (stories in rhyme)

Mr Pong the Perfume Salesman

Mr Nasal the Nose Inspector

Take a Sneaky Cheeky Peeky (nonsense poetry)

Barry Bonk and His Magic Conk (story in rhyme)

The Prats

Odd Socks and Chicken Pox

Frog in the Bog

The Eskimoo

The Magic Toothbrush

Methane Max (He has Stacks!)

Jill the Jolly Jellyfish

Greedy Malcolm Munch

Monsense and Nemories (poems)

I'm Mean to my Washing Machine (poems)

I Love Roald Dahl (poems based on Mr Dahl's characters +)

Rhyme Stew 2 (poems)

Burping Dustbins (poems)

Silly Stories

The Kettle Kwobbler

Harry Plopper

Freeeeeaky Fruits (collection)

Jelly Blob Island (collection)

The Gruesome Gang (collection)

The Forest of Fun

Rude Boy!

The Vicar who Altared His Church!

Bertha's Back (Without the Burps)

Nonsense on the Norfolk Coast (poems)

Silly Old Baboon (trilogy, with Spike)

The Poet Cotton (Albert Square: Beware!)

Nutty Novella!

Godless Hospital (poetry collection)

Torture of The Tyrants (poetry novella)

Poetry Can Set You Free (play/novella based on child abuse)

A Little Nonsense Every Day, Keeps the Sad Bugs Well Away (comedy sketch scripts)

50 Shades of Naughtiness (Blue poetry)

40 Bawdy Limericks (Dahl and De La Salle)

Suzy's Sex Shop (adult comedy scripts)

Punch & Judy - Go Blue! (That's the Way to Do It) scripts

Uncaged (pilot comedy script for  John Cleese and Peter Egan - based in a zoo)

Pun Hundred & 80 (sitcom pilot about a darts team)

Loony Letters to the Press (by R Sole)

BEWARE! BEWARE! Grizzle the Pygmy Bear!  

Microphone Menace: Tony (Tone) Lisstwerp!

Michael Miser: Tight-fisted B*****d!

To a Gherkin (and other poems)

A Kettle Steamed Through Outer Space (rhyme story)

The World's Worst Football Team!

Warhead Warriors (for Warhead candy co)

The Crazy Eyes of Iris

The House of Pong!

Trapped in a Bottle of Ketchup (choose your own path)...

Wonka: The Early Years

The Poet and The Secretary (short story in poetic form)

Snotty Nosed Sheila

Octo-Terrorizer!

The Deadly DIEting Plan!

Frankie 's Super Sprout Secret

Trip to the Tip (silly poems)

Bus Stop Bantz (pilot episode)

Bernice Bummfluff