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    • Some of my Books (list)
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    • Fawlty Towers Script: New
    • Sheringham FC: New Season
    • Fakenham Town Reports
    • Other Football Matches!
    • Canaries in Rhyme!
    • Spike Milligan & Me
    • Freeeeeaky Fruits!
    • Hayes & Yeading United
    • Nick Cotton - EastEnders
    • Condiment Art!
    • Sheringham FC New Season
    • Ode to Boycie!
    • Modern Art / Barmy Art!
    • The Toastie Twits
    • Mavis and Maud!
    • Pool Pics
    • King Abbo (Song!)
    • Guitar Songs/Lyrics
    • Harry Plopper! (Audio)
    • Bog Brats: Revenge!
    • Sheringham FC Tune!
    • FlipMotion!
    • Wart-on-the-Nose!
    • Slasherman
    • Henry Higgs (Silly Story)
    • TURDIES!
    • Library Lake of Wonder...
    • Short Stories
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Tic Tac Poem

The Tic Tac Twins (In Sweetie Land. AKA The Land of Sweets) (Pics omitted)!

Terry and Tilda Tic Tac

Strolled beneath the sun,

The twins - feeling pretty bored

Were hoping for some fun.


The fluffy clouds looked happy

A sweet scent filled the air,

All of a sudden, Tilda

Yelled, 'Terry! Over there!'


'A train!' he thrilled, in great joy,

But this train was unique;

 "SWEET LAND" it read on its side

 "HOP ON - IF FUN - YOU SEEK!"


The Tic Tac Twins charged full speed

And boarded, wearing smiles.

'You'll be in Sweet Heaven soon,'

The driver said. 'I'm Giles!'


Terry and Tilda plopped down

The train went 'CHOO CHOO CHOO!'

Like a rollercoaster - up

And down with speed they flew!


'My tum tickles!' Tilda screamed,

It's whizzing round and round!'

Terry's smile grew EXTRA arge

As they whooshed over-ground!


'BRACE YOURSELF!' the driver cheered

 'We, very soon, shall be -

In the Land of Sweets, my friends...

HE-HE HE-WAH HEEEEE-HEEE!'


The brakes slammed hard - with a jerk,

But what a sight would greet

All four eager Tic Tac eyes...

Then - ZOOM! Off flew their feet!


They met a cheery Rocher 

Who shook their merry hands;

Then a Kinder Surprise shrilled

'Come feel the Bueno sands!'


'After that,' big Rocher said

'Go ride the Sweetie Slide!'

They did just that; screams were heard

In laughter far and wide!


They had a feast, licked their lips,

Bathed in the Thorntons sea;

And they met the Tic Tac King

Who said, 'Now follow me!'


'Please join in with our fun dance

And sing our special song;

Everybody who loves sweets

Must surely sing -a-long!'


So off they leapt; what a day

A most fantastic treat;

As they sang amongst the gang

They span so cool, so neat!



(This is what they rapped):


Get up on to your feet

Give your body a treat,

Move it like ev-ry sweet!


Don't crash back on your seat

Shake your bod to the beat,

Do what we do. Repeat!


___________________________________


After one long sweetie dance

With huffy-puffy cheeks,

Tilda and Terry were tired

Enough to kip for weeks!


But there was still time for them

To have yet further fun;

In fact, throughout that great day

The twins enjoyed a tonne!


They loved the Choccy Boat Race

Slurped thick Nutella shakes,

Escaped from the Tic Tac Maze

And munched on Kinder cakes!


As the sun began to hide

A loud PUFF PUFF beamed out;

And a voice from somewhere near

Most cheerfully did shout...


"Board the train, for it is time

To now take you back home;

Even though you now possess

The Land of Sweets syndrome!


"And, you will, another day

Return, of that I'm sure;

There will be, without a doubt

A lot more fun in store!"


The Tic , reluctantly

Did just as they were told;

They were very lucky, as

There are no tickets sold.


Top-secret is Sweetie Land

Only the chosen few

Get to enjoy all its thrills

Perhaps, one day, you'll too...



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There is still a lot more stuff

About this place to tell.

And, if you are extra keen 

You'll learn of them as well!


(Into them zones propel...)










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