Hello! My name's Charlie Cheese
And my first story's ace!
Let me tell you about when
I ventured into space!
I designed a rocket, which
I built inside my shed,
Painted it red, white and blue
Then took off from my bed!
My tummy span as I shot
Upwards at frantic speed;
And, if I am truthful, gosh...
The toilet I would need!
I whizzed past large asteroids
A bright-green spaceship too,
And - after a rough landing
I wiped my forehead. Phew!
Now, a funny thing, I think
That many do not know,
Is: the Moon, in many parts
Is actually: YELLOW!
And its surface is bouncy
With such a lovely smell
That is very, very strong,
My picture here will tell:
Extra, extra, extra
Plus extra, extra more
Mature cheese it pongs of, friends,
Of that I am most sure!
What great fun I had up there
Beneath the twinkling stars;
Unless you've been, you'll not know
That on the Moon are... CARS!
Purple buses, orange trains
Carry the "others" to
Places that are exciting
Like theme parks and the zoo!
I scoffed a great moon burger
(With extra cheese of course,)
And I took a ride upon
A long-necked hoppy horse!
I chatted to Moonlings who
Showed me around their land,
And inside their pretty homes
That certainly aren't bland:
They all showed me their bottoms
(I have a Moonie snap)
And, you'll never ever guess
What flows out of their tap...
Moon Juice that tastes cheesy,
I took some back with me;
When you slurp this tasty drink
All worry seems to flee!
One thing though, I should inform:
It's VERY cold up there.
And, I felt the chill a lot
'Cos my head has no hair!
I was told the reason is
(And this makes sense to me):
If the temperature did rise
Then melted it would be!
Imagine, in space floating
Was melted cheese... (Yum yum!)
Although, without toast that sounds
If truth be told - quite dumb!
Anyway, wow! What a break,
The best hol I have had;
And I brought some presents too -
Of those my friends were glad!
Cheese is worshipped everywhere,
And as on Earth I roam,
Admit shall I that the Moon
Felt like a home from home!
Thanks for reading, Cheesy Friends,
In Tale Number Two,
I'll explain what happened when...
I rode my new canoe!