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Hello! My name's Charlie Cheese

And my first story's ace!

Let me tell you about when

I ventured into space!

I designed a rocket, which

I built inside my shed,

Painted it red, white and blue

Then took off from my bed!

My tummy span as I shot

Upwards at frantic speed;

And, if I am truthful, gosh...

The toilet I would need!

I whizzed past large asteroids

A bright-green spaceship too,

And - after a rough landing

I wiped my forehead. Phew!

Now, a funny thing, I think

That many do not know,

Is: the Moon, in many parts

Is actually: YELLOW!

And its surface is bouncy

With such a lovely smell

That is very, very strong,

My picture here will tell:

Extra, extra, extra

Plus extra, extra more

Mature cheese it pongs of, friends,

Of that I am most sure!

What great fun I had up there

Beneath the twinkling stars;

Unless you've been, you'll not know

That on the Moon are... CARS!

Purple buses, orange trains

Carry the "others" to

Places that are exciting

Like theme parks and the zoo!

I scoffed a great moon burger

(With extra cheese of course,)

And I took a ride upon

 A long-necked hoppy horse!

I chatted to Moonlings who

Showed me around their land,

And inside their pretty homes

That certainly aren't bland:

They all showed me their bottoms

(I have a Moonie snap)

And, you'll never ever guess

What flows out of their tap...

Moon Juice that tastes cheesy,

I took some back with me;

When you slurp this tasty drink

All worry seems to flee!

One thing though, I should inform:

It's VERY cold up there.

And, I felt the chill a lot

'Cos my head has no hair!

I was told the reason is

(And this makes sense to me):

If the temperature did rise

Then melted it would be!

Imagine, in space floating

Was melted cheese... (Yum yum!)

Although, without toast that sounds

If truth be told - quite dumb!

Anyway, wow! What a break,

The best hol I have had;

And I brought some presents too -

Of those my friends were glad!

Cheese is worshipped everywhere,

And as on Earth I roam,

Admit shall I that the Moon

Felt like a home from home!

Thanks for reading, Cheesy Friends,

In Tale Number Two,

I'll explain what happened when...

I rode my new canoe!